Global Warming’s a Myth. So is Evolution, & The Earth’s only 6,000 years old
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She kept saying things like, “Well, I believe that this is natural,” and I would say, “Exactly, you believe, but you don’t know.” To which her response was, “But, you don’t know either.” Is it just me or, when there is some sort of problem in life and it’s possible that you are the cause, is it not prudent to try and curb your negative impact regardless of whether or not you know that you are actually the root of the problem? I mean, did I not just read this morning that arctic polar bears have resorted to cannibalism due to reduce hunting grounds and that it will soon be normal for the arctic ice sheet to be completely melted during the summers?
I swear. . . next, she’ll tell me that evolution was dreamed up by people, who just felt unloved by their mothers, and that the Earth was created only 6,000 years ago by the good wishes of some invisible ZZ Top-looking space daddy, who magically impregnated a virgin, who birthed a son, who was his own father, and that he did all that simply because he loves all his children and wants them to have the chance to live forever in his fluffy cloud paradise. If that happens, I won’t hesitate to send her the official God FAQ.
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